Rekt on our pirate ship
Downing jars chasing stars on the sea

I be captain silver I made a huge mistake
Emptied all the brew into my crew now no one is awake
These scallywags and sea dogs spent the night out on the lash
The captains cure my private rum stash
SPLICE THE MAIN BRACE LETS GET SHIT FACED!!!

Move it all you blaggards the sun is in the sky
All loaded to the gun wall the crew begin to rise
Quicken up your pace men before you taste my wrath
Their sea legs are lost to the power of the draught

Turn this ship about men we have to make for land
Supplies are low we have to go replenish what we can
We drank all
Fetch the mop and bucket we're

Rekt on our pirate ship
Downing jars chasing stars on the sea
Rekt on our pirate ship
Where the drink makes us sink to our knees

Pour yourself the hair of the dog
Fill up your black jacks high with grog
Gulp it down lads
CRACK THE HOGS HEAD LETS GET WASTED!!!

Move it all you blaggards the nights about to fall
Still loaded to the gun wall the crew begins to stall
Quicken up your pace men before you face the lash
Their sea legs still lost to the power of the draught

Turn this ship about men we have to make for land
Supplies are low we have to go replenish what we can
We drank all
Grab a jug and chug it we’re

Rekt on our pirate ship
Downing jars chasing stars on the sea
Rekt on our pirate ship
Where the drink makes us sink to our knees

Rekt on our pirate ship
Downing jars chasing stars on the sea
Rekt on our pirate ship
Where the drink takes us all makes us spin till we fall

Ahoy ye silly pirates what brings you to the floor
We drank before then the captain gave us more
you have our captains' orders how will your tasks be done
With a heart and a gun and a belly full of rum
By Neptune’s salty barnacles your faces are so glum
No beer not one our booze is all gone
Step lively to your post’s lads the captains on his way
He stands we see such a mighty man is he
Attention all you blaggards your captains at the helm
Ahoy our crew what would you have us do
All hands up on the main deck and arm yourselves for war
Ahoy yo ho and away heave ho
We drank before then the captain gave us more
With a heart and a gun and a belly full of rum
No beer not one our booze is all gone
Ahoy yo ho and away heave ho
All this work our backs are breaking from the drink our hands are shaking
In the sun our bodies sweating because we spent all day getting

Rekt on our pirate ship
Downing jars chasing stars on the sea

CLAP OF THUNDER POUR ANOTHER,
NELSONS FOLLY PURE DEBAUCHERY

Move it all you scoundrels let's have a shot of rum
All loaded to the gun wall the night has just begun
Party with your captain lets drink up all the stores
Drink up all you can till you Cannot drink no more

Rekt on our pirate ship
Downing jars chasing stars on the sea
Grab a jug and chug it we’re

Rekt on our pirate ship
Rekt on the seas
Rekt on our pirate ship
Where the drink takes us all makes us spin till we fall

Today's mighty adventure took its toll on you and me
All of us hungover on this jolly sea rover
Here’s to getting rekt on the sea